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PostSubject: Senior Church Moment   Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:36 am

Senior Church Moment

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on
to a larger congregation that
will pay him more. There is a hush within the
congregation,... No one wanted
him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns
several car dealerships in the City stands up and
proclaims, ... 'If the
Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, and his
wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their
children!' The congregation
sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and
investor, stands and says, 'If the
Preacher will stay on here, I'll
personally double his salary, and also
establish a foundation to guarantee
the college education of all his
children!' More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher

stays, .... I will give him sex!' There is total silence. The Preacher,

blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead

with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his

wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,

.......'Screw the Preacher!'

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