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PostSubject: life aint that bad   Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:12 am

If you think your life is bad ...... How would you like to be an egg???????. You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard . Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share
a box with 5 other guys. And after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers . But the worst thing of all ...... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother !!!!!!!!!!!!. so cheer up your life aint that bad!!!!!!!.
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