A man walks into a pub in govan makes his way to the bar . He then kicks a man of a stool and
say's . " Thats a karate kick from japan " The man picks himself up and goes back to
Drinking his pint . The man walks up again punches the man in the face and say's " Thats a
punch from kick boxing in korea . Again the man picks himself up and goes back to drinking
his pint . The man walks up for the third time and hits the man again and say's . That's a karate
chop from kung fu in china !!!!!. The man again picks himself up and leaves the pub . He comes
Back 5 mins later and hit's the man over the head and say's to the barman ???. WHEN HE WAKES
UP YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT WAS A CROWBAR £3.99 FA GOVAN B&Q