LITTLE PATRICK ASKED FOR A BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY... HIS DAD SAID "WE WOULD LOVE TO BUY YOU A BIKE BUT OUR MORTGAGE IS £100'000 AND YOUR MUM HAS LOST HER JOB ." NEXT
DAY PATRICK WALKED OUT WITH HIS SUITCASE PACKED , HIS DAD ASKS " WHERE ARE YOU GOING SON ??????????. HE REPLIES, " I WALKED PAST YOUR BEDROOM LAST NIGHT AND HEARD
YOU TELL MUM YOU WERE PULLING OUT , THEN I HEARD MUM TELL YOU TO WAIT COZ SHE WAS COMIN TOO. I'M NOT STAYIN HERE ON MY OWN WITH AN £100,000 MORTGAGE AND NO F*****G
BIKE..
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND GUY'S