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PostSubject: Sex in the kitchen   Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:56 am

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs

and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally

slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've

got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is

going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;

right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt

still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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PostSubject: Re: Sex in the kitchen   Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:41 am

Out of all the jokes on here, Thats the only one that made me LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Sex in the kitchen   Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:25 am

I dont normally send in to many jokes but this one made me laugh too cheers
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