TIGER WOODS DRIVES INTO A PETROL STATION IN A REMOTE PART OF IRELAND . PADDY , WHO
KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT GOLF, SAYS " TOP O THE MORIN TO YER SIR!!!!!!" TIGER NODS
AND BENDS TO PICK UP THE NOZZLE. AS HE DOES SO, 2 TEES FALL OUT OF HIS SHIRT POCKET.
" WHAT ARE THOSE????? ASKS PADDY . " THEY'RE CALLED TEES . THEY'RE FOR RESTING MY
BALLS ON WHEN I'M DRIVING ." "F**K ME" SAYS PADDY . BMW THEY THINK OF EVERYTHING.