Posts : 100 Join date : 2009-07-21 Location : Dumbarton
Subject: New Car Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:32 am
a man buys his wife a car for her birthday "I dont like it" she replies "i wanted somthing that'll go from 0 to 140 in three seconds" he comes back half hour later with a set of bathroom scales there you go he says...............stand on that yer fat bitch!