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PostSubject: X rated Riddles   Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:05 am

Subject: X-Rated Riddles:



Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!


Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!


Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.


Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.


Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.


Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A. 45 pounds.


Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes.


Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.


Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.


Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch! .
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