HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 The Talking Centipede

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Sherbit Dip

avatar

Posts : 21
Join date : 2009-06-28
Location : Glasgow

PostSubject: The Talking Centipede   Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:39 am

A blonde guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box,"Would you like to go to church
with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet..


This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.


So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.


This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"



... YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ...



This time, a little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my f*****g shoes!"
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.gmiuk.com
 
The Talking Centipede
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Woodstock 40 Year Anniversary
» Another person not A Fan Geezer
» Talking Of Last Season.......... Reddit
» BBC apologises for talking during commentary at Wimbledon
» Bernd Boente talking more trash *rolls eyes*

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Cameron House Marina Members' Forum :: Dock Walk Chat-
Jump to: