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PostSubject: A Mix   Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:22 am

Husband says to wife "do you fancy playing a rape game?"

Wife says "no" husband replies "that’s the spirit!"




I know how those poor b*stards in Haiti feel.

Last time I had 30 aftershocks I couldn't find my f**king house either.



What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3 pounds including the urn



I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off!'



What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Gordon Brown?

Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.



Tampax are changing their design they are replacing the string with a piece of tinsel ........

This is for the Christmas period only!



A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.

His wife replies, 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother.'

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