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PostSubject: Doctor   Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:27 am

A woman who was beaten black and blue,

goes to the doctor.

Doctor: What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes
home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
Whenever your husband comes home inebriated,

just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and
swish."

Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and

looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every
time my husband came home drunk, I swished

with chamomile tea and nothing
happened."

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut
helps!"
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