PADDY STUMBLES ACROSS A MASS BAPTISM AT THE RIVER . HE WALK DOWN TO THE RIVER AND STANDS NEXT TO THE PREACHER " ARE YOU READY TO FIND JESUS MY SON ??????" ...
PADDY SAYS " I AM SIR " PREACHER PUTS HIM UNDER THE WATER THEN SAYS "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS ????" . " NO SIR "... HE PUTS HIM UNDER FOR LONGER .... " HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS "????
..."NO SIR" ... HE PUTS HIM UNDER FOR 2 MINUTES .... HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS ???? PADDY SAYS " ARE YOU F*****G SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN ????????..."