HUSBAND SAYS TO HIS WIFE ;"WE SHOULD WASH YOUR KNICKERS IN SLIM FAST , I MIGHT MAKE YOUR FAT ARSE LOOK THINNER" . THE NEXT DAY HE WAS PUTTING HIS PANTS ON , HE NOTICES THEY 'RE COVERED IN POWDER . ???????? HAVE YOU PUT TALC IN MY PANTS BABE ????. NO SHE REPLIES , ITS F****N MIRACLE GROW .