DOCTOR WENT FISHING ONE AFTERNOON AND NOT WANTING TO CLOSE HIS CLINIC LEFT HIS ASSISTANT" MURPHY " IN CHARGE. DOC CAME BACK AND ASKED MURPHY " HOW DID YOU GET ON ??" . MURPHY SAY'S " I HAD 3 PATIENTS, THE 1st WAS A HEADACHE SO I GAVE HER A PARACETAMOL.
" GOOD MAN SAY'S DOC . "2nd HAD INDEGESTION SO I GAVE HIM GAVISCON. " well done say's the doc . THE 3rd WAS A GORGEOUS WOMAN WHO BURST INTO THE SURGERY , TOOK ALL HER CLOTHES OFF AND LAY ON THE TABLE WITH HER LEGS WIDE OPEN AND SCREAMS. "PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE NOT SEEN A MAN IN 5 YEARS!!!!. MOTHER OF F**K WHAT DID YOU DO ????. MURPHY !ASKS THE DOCTOR WHAT DID I DO SAY'S MURPHY . " WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK I DID ???????.....I PUT DPOPS IN HER EYES!!!!....