Husband says to wife "do you fancy playing a rape game?"
Wife says "no" husband replies "that’s the spirit!"
I know how those poor b*stards in Haiti feel.
Last time I had 30 aftershocks I couldn't find my f**king house either.
What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off!'
What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Gordon Brown?
Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.
Tampax are changing their design they are replacing the string with a piece of tinsel ........
This is for the Christmas period only!
A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.
His wife replies, 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother.'
Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:22 am