SEX

UGLY BLOKE WALKS INTO A PUB WITH A BIG GRIN ON HIS FACE."WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT THE ????" ASKS THE LANDLORD. " WELL, I LIVE BY THE RAILWAY AND ON MY WAY HOME
LAST NIGHT ,I NOTICED A WOMAN TIED TO THE TRACKS. I CUT HER FREE AND WE SHAGGED ALL NIGHT . "LOADS OF SEX !!!! BETWEEN HER BREASTS EVEN HAD ANAL SEX I LOVED IT " " DID YOU GET SOME ORAL SEX ????" THE LANDLORD ASK'S . "NO NO, HE SAY'S "NEVER FOUND THE HEAD!!.